Hillbilly Comments Overheard…

Exclamations:

“Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!”

“Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”

Threats:

“I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.”

Redneck Birth

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. “Whoa there,” said the doctor.

Pa Won’t Like it

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Billy Bob, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Billy Bob answered, “but I don’t think my Pa would like me to.”