Weekly Funny Thought 01/31/12

Weekly Funny Thought

“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.” -W.J. Vogel

Have a Terrific Week! Shock

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Martha Stewarts Guide for Rednecks

Hillbilly Humor with The Huddles Martha Stewarts Guide for Rednecks

GENERAL

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.

2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

3. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

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Weekly Funny Thought 01/24/12

Weekly Funny Thought

“The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter.” – Dave Barry

Have a Warm Week! Sun
 
 

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Down Where the Apples Grow

Hillbilly Humor with The Huddles DOWN WHERE THE APPLES GROW

This is a bonus Hillbilly Humor post in honor of Mrs. Huddle’s Grandpa’s birthday. This poem was written about him by his sister, June Macomber.  It is based on an actual event. Today would have been his 91st birthday – I miss you Grandpa Weirdo!

Here is a tale, as old as the hills.
It’s full of adventure, comedy and thrills,
Its full of pain and full of agony, too,

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Redneck Birth Control

Hillbilly Humor with The Huddles Redneck Birth Control

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. The husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

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