Bumper Stickers Voting Booth – Summer 2011 « Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers Voting Booth – Summer 2011

July 20th, 2011 by Stacy

Here are 20 of our funny bumper stickers. We think they’re hilarious but we’re partial!

So in the name of silliness… How funny do you think they are?

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers…
If I’m So Slow, How come I’m Ahead of You?
Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.
Why do I have to take English class? I’m never going to England!
I’m the man of this house and I have my wife’s permission to say so.
Grow your own dope. Plant a man.
People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
Heck is a place for people who don’t believe in gosh.
Hire teenagers while they still know everything!
The #1 cause of divorce is Marriage.
As I lay in bed looking at the stars, I asked myself, ‘where the heck is the ceiling?’
Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?
Beer: Teaching white people to dance since 1867.
Don’t be stupid. We have politicians for that!
I tried sniffing Coke once. The ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I am an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Why do they nail down the lid of a coffin?
When a Buddhist is absorbed in his computer, does he enter Nerdvana?
Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eats.
I’ve run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead.
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