Huddlenet http://huddlenet.com Making the world laugh, one giggle at a time since 1999. Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:30:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Weekly Funny Thought 02/21/12 Balance the budget. Declare politicians as game and sell hunting stamps. --- More funny thoughts, quotes & bumper stickers on Huddlenet.com

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/weekly-funny-thought/02-21-12/ Holiday Humor: Presidential Quotes Enjoy some amusing quotes from presidents of the United States: "What a waste it is to lose one's mind-or not to have a mind. How true that is." -Dan Quayle addressing the United Negro College Fund --- Read This & More Holiday Humor on Huddlenet.com

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/holiday-humor/presidential-quotes/ Southern Dictionary Weekly Hillbilly Humor: ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." --- BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" --- BAMMER - noun. The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum....

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/hillbilly-humor/02-18-12/ Weekly Funny Thought 02/14/12 Make love, not war; get married and do both! --- More funny thoughts, quotes & bumper stickers on Huddlenet.com

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/weekly-funny-thought/02-14-12/ Holiday Humor: Things Not To Say On Your Valentine’s Date Things Not To Say On Your Valentine's Date: 1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. --- 2. People say I remind them of Urkel. --- 3. I used to come here all the time with my ex. --- 4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.--- Read This & More Holiday Humor on Huddlenet.com

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/holiday-humor/valentines-humor/things-not-to-say-on-your-valentines-date/ Holiday Humor: 500 Valentine Cards 500 Valentine Cards: A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.--- Read This & More Holiday Humor on Huddlenet.com

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/holiday-humor/valentines-humor/500-valentine-cards/ An Irishman, A Mexican And A Redneck Weekly Hillbilly Humor: An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."...

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/hillbilly-humor/02-11-12/ Holiday Humor: Lists of Rules for Him & Her Holiday Humor: Lists of Rules for Him & Her -1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. ---- 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. Read This & More Holiday Humor on Huddlenet.com

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/holiday-humor/valentines-humor/list-of-rules-for-him-her/ Holiday Humor: Marriage Is… Holiday Humor - Marriage Is... - A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials. --- A classified ad which read "Wife Wanted" received hundreds of responses, all from men saying "You can have mine." --- A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present. Read This & More Holiday Humor on Huddlenet.com

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]]> http://huddlenet.com/holiday-humor/valentines-humor/marriage-is/ Weekly Funny Thought 02/07/12 The #1 cause of divorce is Marriage. --- More funny thoughts, quotes & bumper stickers on Huddlenet.com

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