Bumper Stickers – Kids

Welcome to Huddlenet.com’s collection of Bumper Stickers – Kids theme.

We have 20 kids themed bumper stickers to enjoy.

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Bumper Stickers - Kids

  1. Avenge Yourself – Be a problem to your children.
  2. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
  3. Clear the road, I am SIXTEEN!
  4. Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I’ve Been Doing Since 15.
  5. Get even. Live long enough to be a problem to your children.
  6. Having children is like being pecked to death by ducks.
  7. Heredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
  8. Hire teenagers while they still know everything!
  9. Honk if a kid falls out!
  10. I am suffering from a Sexually Transmitted Disease: Children!
  11. I’ve lost my mind and I’m pretty sure my kids took it.
  12. Kids are for people who are allergic to cats.
  13. Money Isn’t Everything… But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  14. My kid sells term papers to your honor student
  15. My kid was Inmate of the Month at County Jail.
  16. My kids think I’m an atm.
  17. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
  18. My parents think I’m in college!
  19. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
  20. Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?


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