Bumper Stickers – Reality Check

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1. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
2. Ambition is a poor excuse to not be lazy!
3. All generalizations are false, including this one.
4. Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental.
5. Are you sure this isn’t just a live-action roleplaying game?
6. Avoid life. It’ll kill you in the end.
7. Boldly Going Nowhere
8. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
9. Death is hereditary.
10. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
11. Despite the cost of living, you have noticed how it remains so popular?
12. Different drummer? I’m my own band!
13. Do not adjust your mind: it is reality that is malfunctioning!
14. Don’t hate yourself in the morning… Sleep till noon !
15. Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
16. First Rule Of Holes: if you’re in one, stop digging!
17. Give me ambiguity or give me something else
18. Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
19. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
20. Hard work never hurt anybody, but then I figured why take the risk.
21. Having Abandoned My Search For Truth I Am Now Looking For A Good Fantasy.
22. Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
23. He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
24. He who dies with the most toys, wins!
25. He who hesitates IS LUNCH!
26. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
27. I used to live in the real world. I got evicted.
28. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
29. I saw Elvis making crop circles!
30. I tried sniffing Coke once. The ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
31. I’m not a failure, I just started on the bottom and I like it there.
32. I’m immortal, so far.
33. I’ve given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
34. If The World’s A Stage … I’m Completely Unrehearsed!
35. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday!
36. It may be a small world, but I’d sure hate to paint it.
37. Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.
38. Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
39. Never take life seriously: Nobody gets out alive anyway!
40. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check.
41. Reality is the leading cause of stress.
42. Reality is for people with no imagination.
43. Some days you’re the Dog, and some days you’re the Hydrant!
44. Telepath wanted. You know where to apply.
45. The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
46. The truth is out there – and I am stuck here.
47. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
48. Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
49. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
50. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?
51. What if the whole world FARTED at the same time?
52. Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
53. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
54. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely!

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