Bumper Stickers – Sanity

Welcome to Huddlenet.com’s collection of Bumper Stickers – Sanity theme.

We have 49 sanity themed bumper stickers to enjoy.

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1. According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.
2. All around me I see Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!
3. Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
4. Been there. Done that. Can’t remember why…
5. Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me!
6. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
7. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. DO NOT DISTURB: Occupant is disturbed enough already
9. Drugs cause amnesia…and other things I can’t remember.
10. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
11. Heavily medicated for your safety!
12. I am an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
13. I am homesick for places I have never been.
14. I did not escape, I have a day pass!
15. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
16. I don’t believe in gnomes – they are liars!
17. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
18. I Feel So Much Better Since I Gave Up —-HOPE
19. I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
20. I like noise. I need noise. When it’s too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
21. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
22. I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
23. I used to be schizophrenic but we are better now!
24. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
25. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
26. If At First You Don’t Succeed…Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
27. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I’d choke it!
28. I’ll “get a life” when someone can prove that it’s better than what I’ve got now.
29. I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
30. I’m disturbed. I’m depressed. I’m inadequate. I’ve got it all!
31. I’m not a schizophrenic. And neither am I.
32. It’s as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you
33. It’s a control freak thing. I won’t let you understand!
34. Just because you’re paranoid it doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
35. Mean People Need Prozac!
36. Normal People Worry Me.
37. “Normal” is a setting on my washing machine.
38. One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity.
39. Out of my mind… back in five minutes.
40. Panic now and avoid the rush!
41. Sanity is a state of mind …but the taxes are so high, I had to move away.
42. Some days I wonder if it was worth chewing through the straps.
43. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
44. The Face is familiar but I can’t quite remember my Name.
45. The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography.
46. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me.
47. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
48. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
49. You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

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